Stolen from Asiafortress Forums


So my best friend Epic Teets went into Starhub one day and got airshot by "SPAMMAH GAMING420.COM 2EZ MANG NI DE PI GU HEN DA". He didn't quite like it.

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SO I WAS GOING PUBBING IN SH#5 AND I SAW THIS! Epic Teets has no Hats : shudao la thick brows spammah : ok la Epic Teets has no Hats : dubai arabian fuck spammah : walao Epic Teets has no Hats : u dont like asia, don like chinese den u can fuck off ok Epic Teets has no Hats : go play ur arabian server spammah : hit me with some more singlish leh spammah : i like it Epic Teets has no Hats : u shudap la prophet mohhammed spammah : rofl, getting religious now spammah : i like Epic Teets has no Hats : i is prophet mohhammed Epic Teets has no Hats : i demand u get raped spammah : keep going epic teets Epic Teets has no Hats : and pray to me 5 times a day spammah : ahahahah spammah : more spammah : i like it Epic Teets has no Hats : aiya ok la, enuf adi, lter i kena ban... haha spammah : no one's gonna get you banned spammah : that's it teets? Epic Teets has no Hats : YEAH Epic Teets has no Hats : i need to return to the slums spammah : why stop? hit me with some more shitty insults Epic Teets has no Hats : u gt fetish is it Epic Teets has no Hats : ppl insult u den u get orgasm spammah : yes i got fetish is it spammah : den i get orgasm spammah : den yes spammah : wai u tok cok with meeeeeee :-( Epic Teets has no Hats : like i said Epic Teets has no Hats : u dont like asian server Epic Teets has no Hats : u fuck back to emirates Epic Teets has no Hats : sell ur oil spammah : LOL *DEAD*(TEAM) Informative Man M.D. : epic teets stop with the shitty insults *DEAD*(TEAM) Informative Man M.D. : you're embarassing us Epic Teets has no Hats : and camwhore with dat face of urs Epic Teets has no Hats : and ive nothing left to say to u adi Epic Teets has no Hats : so stop asking for more spammah : u jealous cuz ur face too ugly for the cam? spammah : course u got nothing else to say. cuz uve got a tiny peasized brain! <(._.<)Hanny : rager of the month series TWO! spammah : looool did someone save this chat log? spammah : post it up spammah : that was prolly the worst case of singlish chat spammah : i've ever read <(._.<)Hanny : lols spammah : hey epic teets spammah : maybe you shouldn't use singlish when trying to argue with ppl on the internet hmm?? (TEAM) Epic Teets has no Hats : he jz cant let go canhe (TEAM) Informative Man M.D. : type in proper english damn it (TEAM) Epic Teets has no Hats : wut (TEAM) Informative Man M.D. : talking like that just reduces your credibility to NOTHING (TEAM) Informative Man M.D. : it makes you look like a bloody clown (TEAM) Epic Teets has no Hats : u think iim giving a foral report is it (TEAM) Epic Teets has no Hats : haiz md (TEAM) Epic Teets has no Hats : not my fault (TEAM) Epic Teets has no Hats : i speak like dat when im on9 (TEAM) Informative Man M.D. : then start changing spammah : epic teets where's that aggression buddy? (TEAM) Informative Man M.D. : because in an argument, you're automatically gonna lose typing like that (TEAM) Epic Teets has no Hats : ok GOD KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT

THE POWER OF SINGLISH.

and I'm proud of you, Informative Man. YOU ARE DA BAWS!

*starts slow clap*

Informative Man, I am proud of you.

oh that spammah guy, i met him and he could be quite a bitch

Son, that's the best singlish i read, period,
This epic tale of Betrayal, Love, And Airshots tells us the wonderful story of "teets" which represents our everyday person
and "spammah" which represents our problems,
And the fabled "prophet mohhammed" as our greater power, guiding us,
And in this epic journey into the insights of man, with our constant battles everyday, "singlish"
And the "informative man", which is.. our moral conscience , giving us advice on what to do,
And "proper english" as the everyday people who give us advice
a truthly deep piece of art indeed
the lessons journey inside our deep human minds
with our pride and aggresion

That made me fucking LOL.

Informative Man (buddy on mah friends list ): I'm proud of you.

Epic Teets (buddy on mah friends list ): Learn from him ^

spammah (some pro who i know): awesome argument